4 words: hood of his car
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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