I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
