What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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