Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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