so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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