Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I will be naked everywhere
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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