i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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