Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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