You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
dude. I can hear the air.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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