Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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