If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Actions speak louder than pants.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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