Kiss
Puke
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
