Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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