last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
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