If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Randomize
