When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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