but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Who put my cat in the fridge?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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