If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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