I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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