porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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