quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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