Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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