already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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