So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize