i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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