But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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