Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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