i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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