some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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