no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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