What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
