question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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