His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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