oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Randomize
