I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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