Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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