Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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