pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Non-Jews are for practice
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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