He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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