I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We don't watch enough power rangers
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I believe in your delicious
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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