Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
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