So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Randomize
