I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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