WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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