..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
birth control should be required to get into college
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
i think my cat just said my name.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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