were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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