just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Found your dick twin last night
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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