Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
we should paint friendship bongs
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