How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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