your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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