Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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