i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
