Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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