Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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